NBTM: Edger Audio Book by David Beem

Congratulations to tour winner Debbie P. and to host winner Locks, Hooks and Books.
Thank you for your interest in hosting this tour, but all stops have been filled.

Goddess Fish Promotions is organizing a Virtual Name Before the Masses Tour for EDGER by David Beem, a Superhero/Spy Comedy, Action/Adventure available now -- the audio book version will be releasing soon. The tour will run every Tuesday for 8 weeks starting on May 5, and David is available for guest post and interviews. In addition, the narrator for the audio book Vikas Adam, is also available for interviews, upon request. A PDF, mobi, epub, or audio book copy of the book is available for review in conjunction with a guest post or interview.

David will be awarding a $10 Amazon/BN gift card to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour, and a $10 Amazon/BN gift card to a randomly drawn host.

Meet Edger (Ed-jer), a twenty-six-year-old gadget retail dork destined to become the world’s first superhero! His superpower: the ability to channel the Collective Unconscious, a psychic network connecting the living and the dead. In his arsenal are the skills of Bruce Lee, the strength of Samson, the wisdom of the ages...and the dancing chops of Michael Jackson—including that one twisty foot move, crotch grab, and fedora tilt. But there's a catch... Like every psychic superpower to get administered through a hypodermic needle, this one comes with a prick.Someone seems to have misplaced the booster necessary for stabilizing his superpower. Without it, Edger has three days before his brain turns to pudding.Join our Dork of Destiny as he overcomes the world’s greatest butt, two rival Cluck-n-Pray gangs, an evil cow, a Green Bay Defensive Tackle, rifle-toting assassins—and a pair of stoners who inadvertently create the world’s first super villain after a wild night on Twitter!

May 5: Kit 'N Kabookle
May 5: Andi's Book Reviews
May 12: Viviana MacKade
May 19: Mythical Books - cancelled
May 26: Fabulous and Brunette
May 26: Straight From the Library
June 2: Our Town Book Reviews - review only
June 2: Rogue's Angels
June 9: Locks, Hooks and Books - review only
June 9: All the Ups and Downs
June 16: Karma Readz - review only
June 16: Danita Minnis
June 23: Long and Short Reviews
June 23: Gimme The Scoop Reviews

Review Tour: Edger Lives by David Beem

Congratulations to tour winner Maria M. and to host winners Andi's Book Reviews and Fabulous and Brunette. 

Goddess Fish Promotions is organizing a Virtual REVIEW ONLY Tour for Edger Lives by David Beem, a 305 page Comedy Action/Adventure available April 1, 2019 from Escapist Press. The tour will run every Thursday for 4 weeks starting on March 28, 2019 to April 18, 2019, and the book is available in PDF, mobi and ePub format. There is a Blurb Blitz Tour, click here.

David Beem will be awarding a $25 Amazon or B/N GC to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour, and a $25 Amazon or B/N GC to a randomly drawn host. Additionally, Goddess Fish Productions will be awarding a $5 Amazon GC to a randomly drawn host.

Our dork of destiny rides again!

Edger is falling for Mary, his bodyguard, kick-ass spy, and cover wife. But she’s so hopelessly out of his league, it’s clear someone’s going to get hurt. Less clear? That someone may be the Prime Minister of Australia.

When Mary confesses her desire to kill the world leader whose assassination Edger’s supposed to prevent, Edger’s superpowers pick the worst time to stop working. Without a fully functional psychic superhero, their team of spies can no longer order him to probe Mary’s mind for ill intent. The stage is set for a confrontation that threatens to strip a defenseless Edger of his loyal protector just when he needs her most.

Return to the Collective Unconscious, this time with Listerine-chugging stoners, Hollyweirdos, commie-alien-kung fu robots, one space gorilla-unicorn, and an exceedingly lovesick Vladimir Putin.

Mind your fingers and toes on page 270. Those skydiving mind-control monkeys have been known to bite!

March 28: Long and Short Reviews
April 4: Beyond Romance
April 11: Sharing Links and Wisdom
April 11: Notes From a Romantic's Heart
April 18: Kit 'N Kabookle
April 18: Andi's Book Reviews
April 18: Fabulous and Brunette

Blurb Blitz: Edger Lives by David Beem

Congratulations to tour winner Julie W. and to host winner Rogue's Angels.
Thank you for your interest in hosting this tour, but all stops have been filled.

Goddess Fish Promotions is organizing a Virtual Blurb Blitz Tour for Edger Lives by David Beem, a Comedy Action/Adventure available April 1, 2019 from Escapist Press. The tour will run April 1 - 26, 2019, and this tour will not include interviews or guest blogs; however, a blurb, excerpt and author bio will be provided to every host for inclusion on their blog. If you’d like to review this book, please see the Review Only Tour, here.

David Beem will be awarding a $25 Amazon or B/N GC to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour, and a $25 Amazon or B/N GC to a randomly drawn host.

Our dork of destiny rides again!

Edger is falling for Mary, his bodyguard, kick-ass spy, and cover wife. But she’s so hopelessly out of his league, it’s clear someone’s going to get hurt. Less clear? That someone may be the Prime Minister of Australia.

When Mary confesses her desire to kill the world leader whose assassination Edger’s supposed to prevent, Edger’s superpowers pick the worst time to stop working. Without a fully functional psychic superhero, their team of spies can no longer order him to probe Mary’s mind for ill intent. The stage is set for a confrontation that threatens to strip a defenseless Edger of his loyal protector just when he needs her most.

Return to the Collective Unconscious, this time with Listerine-chugging stoners, Hollyweirdos, commie-alien-kung fu robots, one space gorilla-unicorn, and an exceedingly lovesick Vladimir Putin.

Mind your fingers and toes on page 270. Those skydiving mind-control monkeys have been known to bite!

April 1: Rogue's Angels
April 1: It's Raining Books
April 2: All the Ups and Downs
April 3: BooksChatter
April 4: Author C.A.Milson
April 5: Fabulous and Brunette
April 8: Read Your Writes Book Reviews
April 9: Edgar's Books
April 10: Literary Gold
April 11: Our Town Book Reviews
April 12: T's Stuff
April 15: Stormy Nights Reviewing and Bloggin'
April 16: Just Books
April 17: Musings From An Addicted Reader
April 18: Viviana MacKade
April 19: Straight From the Library
April 19: The Avid Reader
April 22: Candrel's Crafts, Cooks, and Characters
April 23: Jazzy Book Reviews
April 24: JB's Bookworms with Brandy Mulder
April 25: Readeropolis
April 26: Mixed Book Bag

Blurb Blitz: Edger by David Beem

Congratulations to tour winner Sarah L. and to host winner Hope. Dreams. Life... Love.
Thank you for your interest in hosting this tour, but all stops have been filled.

Goddess Fish Promotions is organizing a Virtual Blurb Blitz Tour for Edger by David Beem, a Comedy Fiction novel available April 2 from Escapist Press. The tour will run April 2 - April 27, and this tour will not include interviews or guest blogs; however, a blurb, excerpt and author bio will be provided to every host for inclusion on their blog. A PDF copy of the book is available for review in conjunction with a promo post.

David Beem will be awarding a $50 Amazon or Barnes and Noble GC to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour, and a $25 Amazon or Barnes and Noble GC to a randomly drawn host.

It’s been said every story must start somewhere. Ours begins with a professional dork. The kind who fixes computers and lives in his gran’s basement. The kind tapped by destiny (that saucy minx) to become the world’s first superhero!

And not a moment too soon…

A nano-sized artificial intelligence is on the loose! It got itself dart-gunned into a cow butt by a frog man in a porn store! Two stoners are corrupting it on twitter! And that’s just the first three pages!!

Join our dork of destiny as he channels the collective unconscious—his psychic superpower—in a harrowing tale of high drama, romance, betrayal, revenge, jesus chickens, cocaine, weirdos, magicians, ninjas, nfl spies, and disco ball water torture administered to the tune of rapture, by blondie. My god, man, what does it all mean!?

It means uncorking that next bottle of wine isn’t only a good idea—it’s advisable.

April 2: Fabulous and Brunette
April 2: Bookaholic
April 3: Stormy Nights Reviewing and Bloggin'
April 3: Long and Short Reviews
April 4: BooksChatter
April 4: Sharing Links and Wisdom
April 5: Laurie's Thoughts and Reviews
April 5: Unabridged Andra's
April 6: Read Your Writes Book Reviews
April 6: Two Crazy Ladies Love Romance CANCELLED
April 9: Rogue's Angels
April 9: Edgar's Books
April 10: Author C.A.Milson
April 10: Kimmi Love - review
April 11: Hope. Dreams. Life... Love
April 11: Sea's Nod
April 11: Straight from the Library
April 12: Archaeolibrarian - I Dig Good Books!
April 12: Books Direct
April 13: Musings From An Addicted Reader
April 13: XoXo Book Blog
April 16: The Reading Addict
April 16: Lampshade Reader
April 17: Readeropolis
April 17: T's Stuff
April 18: Let Me Tell You a Story
April 18: Deal Sharing Aunt
April 19: Reviews by Crystal
April 19: The Avid Reader
April 20: Andi's Book Reviews
April 20: Welcome to My World of Dreams
April 23: Just Books
April 23: Sascha Darlington's Microcosm Explored
April 24: Notes From a Romantic's Heart
April 24: Ramblings of a Coffee Addicted Writer
April 25: Independent Authors
April 25: Queen of All She Reads
April 26: A Chick Who Reads
April 26: Rainy Day Reviews
April 27: B-Gina Review
April 27: It's Raining Books